Hilliard Greene is an American bassist specializing in modern creative, improvised, and jazz music, as well as a music educator.
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The Normal Heart is a 2014 American television drama film directed by Ryan Murphy and written by Larry Kramer, based on his 1985 play of the same name. The film stars Mark Ruffalo, Matt Bomer, Taylor Kitsch, Jim Parsons, Alfred Molina, Joe Mantello, Jonathan Groff, and Julia Roberts.
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The Big Elk, also known as Storelgen, is the world's second-tallest sculpture of an elk/moose. It is near the village of Atna in Stor-Elvdal, Innlandet, Norway. It held the title of the tallest moose sculpture for 4 years, from its completion in October 2015 until October 20